Somewhere under the snow is a golf course.
Snow. More than a foot of it covers the home course. I look at clubs on eBay and research golf courses in Florida. There’s an e-mail from Johnny in my in box. I’m weak. I open it.I order a dozen Callaway Super Soft balls . Damn you, Johnny and your free monogramming!
Oh Johnny, Johnny Cox at Golfballs.com – who would have thought that you would bring me such happiness! When will I hear from you again?
4/1/16 You leave your good watch at home and wear your Bushnell Neo XS to work.
3/29/16 – You own a spike wrench.